December 2009
49 posts
postsantum depression - The incredible letdown some folks experience when they realize Christmas is over - http://urbanup.com/4460187
christmas tight - The period of time after Christmas and New Years where the clothes you wore prior to the h… - http://urbanup.com/2770459
Jingle Bowels - Gastrointestinal woes following a night of holiday overindulgence - http://urbanup.com/2158758
reindeer gaming - the act of putting christmas decoration reindeer into various sexual positions. - http://urbanup.com/956465
gift crack - The gap in wrapping paper or uncovered portion of a gift usually found on the bottom of the box… - http://urbanup.com/3567339
Christmas Eve Eve - The day before Christmas Eve, 2 days before Christmas. - http://urbanup.com/2161526
santaclaustrophobia - fear of too many santa clauses - http://urbanup.com/3212795
Gift Parasite - A person who adds their name to a gift tag in order to claim partial credit for giving the g… - http://urbanup.com/4386254
Christmasochist - Someone who continues to subject themselves to Christmas activities — Secret Santa, carol… - http://urbanup.com/2753104
Cashmas - The primary holiday celebrated in capitalist cultures. Generally observed around the winter solst… - http://urbanup.com/2736051
Semper Ubi Sub Ubi - A phrase popular among first year Latin students, the phrase means “always wear underwe… - http://urbanup.com/2080092
Chipmunk gift - A seemingly generous present that will benefit the giver as much as the receiver. On an old… - http://urbanup.com/1558374
immaculate congestion - When traffic is backed up for miles on a highway, crawling along — and then suddenl… - http://urbanup.com/4161897
pornament - noun: a pornographic Christmas ornament. - http://urbanup.com/2128481
its been a while since ive posted original witty content on here….just havent been in the mood lately……aaaaaaaaand most of it was spent last night with the boys. oy!
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tiger’s wife mad - the act of being so angry at someone that you find the item they cherish most and beat th… - http://urbanup.com/4402223
Elf-Esteem - The feeling of being overworked, underappreciated and like you don’t exist to others during the… - http://urbanup.com/4429605
Short story long - Something that could have been told in a more concise way but is dragged out because the … - http://urbanup.com/4421830
Canadian Refrigerator - A bank or pile of snow during the colder months of winter, where food or beverage pr… - http://urbanup.com/4420960
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Wiper Beat - When the windshield wipers on your car sync up with the music on your car radio. - http://urbanup.com/4210012
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urban dictionary - A site where users attempt to mock and explain everyone and thing in life, under the guis… - http://urbanup.com/4240882
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sorry dude - A friendly and common greeting in snowboarder language. - http://urbanup.com/1385734
Face base - The point in a romantic relationship when pictures of the couple begin to appear on Facebook, an… - http://urbanup.com/4416290
booty text - The lazy, low-commitment version of the booty call - http://urbanup.com/2969559
photobomb - (verb)- to drop in a photo unexpectedly…to hop in a picture right before it is taken. - http://urbanup.com/3183116
word receptacle - n. The person that is on the receiving side of a one way conversation. - http://urbanup.com/4347767
management by driveby - When a manager comes whizzing through the cubicles to see if you need anything from … - http://urbanup.com/3634432
Kobe Special - A large gift a man gives to his wife to appease her after he’s had an affair. After sleeping … - http://urbanup.com/4399761
airplane mode - When someone cuts themselves off from the world by not logging on to Facebook or checking th… - http://urbanup.com/4388540
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